{"title":"Tote bags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmotional Baggage. Now Washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Now you can carry your emotional baggage in a sturdy 100% cotton tote bag. Perfect for carrying the essentials: your shopping, the book you never read, and of course, your trauma.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003cbr\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"totebag-women-must-serve-men","title":"Totebag Women Must Serve Men","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"279\"\u003e It's not a phrase. It's a critique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eThis tote bag uses visual irony to expose an old, heavy, and still all-too-present idea. It doesn't explain, it doesn't soften, it doesn't ask for context. Those who understand, understand. Those who don't… are also part of the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"564\"\u003e Because sometimes the best way to denounce something is to repeat it until it sounds absurd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"691\"\u003e It functions as a bag, but also as a message. It carries purchases, books, or random items, and a very visible critique of the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"962\"\u003e This piece isn't about pleasing. It's about not pretending you don't need to say it anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HalfSerious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52301777207637,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6512\/1365\/files\/totebag-women-must-serve-men-1439777.png?v=1770301337"},{"product_id":"totebag-princesses-also-poop","title":"Totebag Princesses also Poop","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"176\"\u003e It's not a lack of manners.\u003cbr data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"164\"\u003e It's a reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"358\"\u003e This tote bag dismantles the idea of ​​female perfection with direct humor and zero romanticization. Princesses, icons, real women. All human. All with bodies. All off the pedestal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eBecause idealization is exhausting. And normality liberates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e It functions as a bag, but also as a reminder. For those who insist on purity, eternal delicacy, and well-behaved silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"562\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"614\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"722\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e This piece isn't about gratuitous shock. 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It is to exist outside the script.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"565\"\u003e It functions as a bag, but also as a statement. For those who don't see themselves in imposed roles, nor in convenient narratives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"617\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm \u003cbr data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eOEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e This piece is not about aesthetic rebellion. It's about choice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HalfSerious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52301806207317,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6512\/1365\/files\/totebag-eve-vs-lilith-3740643.png?v=1770301338"},{"product_id":"totebag-bepussytive","title":"BePussytive Totebag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"163\"\u003e It's not cute. It's political.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"383\"\u003e This tote bag uses direct humor to address something that still generates unnecessary discomfort. The word is a pun, the image is simple, and the message is clear: normalizing the female body is also an act of resistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"385\" data-end=\"487\"\u003e He doesn't ask for permission, doesn't over-explain, and doesn't try to please.\u003cbr data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e It's light in tone, but firm in intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"614\"\u003e It functions as an everyday bag and as a visible reminder that body positivity doesn't have to be delicate to be valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"948\"\u003eThis piece isn't about gratuitous provocation. 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And that's exactly why it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"527\"\u003e It doesn't romanticize trauma, but it doesn't hide it either. It acknowledges that often \"being fun\" is a well-disguised form of survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e It serves as an everyday bag and as a message for those who know how to read beyond the phrase. For those who have already realized that not everything that glitters is spontaneous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"727\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eThis piece isn't about playing the victim. 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Because asking for the bare minimum shouldn't sound radical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"617\"\u003e It serves as an everyday bag and a constant reminder that equality is neither a trend nor a punchline. It's fundamental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"644\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"757\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e 🕒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eShipping time:\u003c\/strong\u003e minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"857\"\u003e This piece doesn't shout. But it doesn't ask for permission either.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HalfSerious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52301908967765,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6512\/1365\/files\/totebag-fundamental-rights-5488282.png?v=1770301335"},{"product_id":"totebag-mansplaining","title":"Totebag Mansplaining","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"119\"\u003e It's not a slogan. It's a state of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"314\"\u003eThis tote bag exists for those who have already heard explanations they didn't ask for, answers to questions they didn't ask, and lessons given with excessive confidence and zero context. It doesn't dramatize. It observes. And it survives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"411\"\u003e The symbol is simple because the experiment is repeated. See, hear, sigh, and move on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e It functions as a bag for everyday use and as a silent identifier for those who have been through this. It doesn't confront directly. But it also doesn't let it pass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"621\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"835\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This piece teaches no one. 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It's honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"345\"\u003e This tote bag encapsulates a functional lifestyle fueled by caffeine and racing thoughts. It doesn't romanticize chaos or offer quick fixes. It simply accepts it. Because sometimes, just surviving is productive enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eThe phrase is straightforward because the routine is too. Coffee to get things started. Anxiety to keep everything going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e It functions as a daily bag and as a silent confession for those who recognize the precarious balance between focus and exhaustion. It doesn't ask for empathy. But it usually receives it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"645\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"697\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"852\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This piece doesn't promise calm. 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It provokes through truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"627\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"826\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This part doesn't redefine normal. 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And that's usually enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"614\"\u003e It functions as an everyday bag and as a direct commentary on body image and unrealistic expectations. It carries groceries, books, or the quiet certainty that normal has never been a straight line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"863\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This part doesn't redefine normal. 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