{"product_id":"totebag-hairy-human","title":"Totebag Hairy \u0026amp; Human","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"142\"\u003e Spoiler alert: humans have hair. Shocking, I know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"320\"\u003e This tote bag states the obvious, yet still bothersome: the human body doesn't come pre-depilated by default. Hair isn't a manifesto, nor a sign of carelessness, nor a forced statement. It's simply… human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"488\"\u003eMinimalist, straightforward, and unapologetic, this piece functions both as an everyday accessory and as a silent reminder that normalcy doesn't need external approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"605\"\u003e Bring groceries, books, or simply the patience you lose whenever someone thinks body hair is unhygienic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"632\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag\u003cbr data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e Dimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"820\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This is not provocation. It's biology.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HalfSerious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52302229209429,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6512\/1365\/files\/totebag-hairy-human-2733281.png?v=1770301343","url":"https:\/\/halfserious.pt\/en\/products\/totebag-hairy-human","provider":"HalfSerious","version":"1.0","type":"link"}