{"product_id":"totebag-mediocre-man","title":"Mediocre Totebag Man","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"160\"\u003e It's not a wish. It's a social observation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"443\"\u003e This tote bag transforms a phrase said in a humorous tone into an uncomfortable mirror of reality. Unequally distributed trust, high volume without substance, unwavering security without proportional merit. Those who recognize this, smile. Those who don't, are probably the target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"521\"\u003e It doesn't explain the context. It doesn't apologize. It lets the sentence do the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e It functions as an everyday bag and as a sharp commentary on expectations, power, and ego. Carry groceries, books, or just well-printed irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"691\"\u003e Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e 100% cotton tote bag \u003cbr data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eDimensions: 43 cm x 43 cm\u003cbr data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e 🕒 Shipping time: minimum of 3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"900\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e This piece doesn't try to teach anything. It simply observes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HalfSerious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52301950648661,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/6512\/1365\/files\/totebag-mediocre-man-4183512.png?v=1770301344","url":"https:\/\/halfserious.pt\/en\/products\/totebag-mediocre-man","provider":"HalfSerious","version":"1.0","type":"link"}