Somewhat serious. Totally honest.

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Valentine's Day Collection

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Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

€10,00 EUR
BePussytive Totebag

BePussytive Totebag

BePussytive Totebag

€12,00 EUR
Mediocre Man T-Shirt

Mediocre Man T-Shirt

Mediocre Man T-Shirt

€15,00 EUR
Fueled by Coffee and Anxiety Mug

Fueled by Coffee and Anxiety Mug

Fueled by Coffee and Anxiety Mug

€10,00 EUR
Totebag Mansplaining

Totebag Mansplaining

Totebag Mansplaining

€12,00 EUR
FUNdamental Rights T-shirt

FUNdamental Rights T-shirt

FUNdamental Rights T-shirt

€15,00 EUR
Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

€10,00 EUR
Totebag Trauma

Totebag Trauma

Totebag Trauma

€12,00 EUR

T-shirts

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Tote Bags

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T-shirts

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Hairy & Human T-shirt

Hairy & Human T-shirt

Hairy & Human T-shirt

€15,00 EUR
Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Boobs Edition)

Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Boobs Edition)

Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Boobs Edition)

€15,00 EUR
Vulva Diversity T-shirt

Vulva Diversity T-shirt

Vulva Diversity T-shirt

€15,00 EUR
Mediocre Man T-Shirt

Mediocre Man T-Shirt

Mediocre Man T-Shirt

€15,00 EUR
Asymmetrical & Iconic T-Shirt

Asymmetrical & Iconic T-Shirt

Asymmetrical & Iconic T-Shirt

€15,00 EUR
I'm Worse T-shirt

I'm Worse T-shirt

I'm Worse T-shirt

€15,00 EUR
Woman Up T-shirt

Woman Up T-shirt

Woman Up T-shirt

€15,00 EUR
Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Penis Edition)

Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Penis Edition)

Normal Looks Like This T-Shirt (Penis Edition)

€15,00 EUR
Asymmetrical & Iconic Mug

Asymmetrical & Iconic Mug

Asymmetrical & Iconic Mug

€10,00 EUR
Fundamental Rights Mug

Fundamental Rights Mug

Fundamental Rights Mug

€10,00 EUR
Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

Vulva Diversity Mug: No Template Needed

€10,00 EUR
Mug Handle With Care

Mug Handle With Care

Mug Handle With Care

€10,00 EUR
Eve vs Lilith Mug

Eve vs Lilith Mug

Eve vs Lilith Mug

€10,00 EUR
I'm Not Like Other Girls Mug

I'm Not Like Other Girls Mug

I'm Not Like Other Girls Mug

€10,00 EUR
Woman Up Mug

Woman Up Mug

Woman Up Mug

€10,00 EUR
Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

Mug - Normal Looks Like This (Penis Edition)

€10,00 EUR

Tote bags

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Unique Tote Bag, Unavailable

Unique Tote Bag, Unavailable

Unique Tote Bag, Unavailable

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Butt Stuff

Totebag Butt Stuff

Totebag Butt Stuff

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Hairy & Human

Totebag Hairy & Human

Totebag Hairy & Human

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Normal Looks Like This (Boobs Edition)

Totebag Normal Looks Like This (Boobs Edition)

Totebag Normal Looks Like This (Boobs Edition)

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Vulva Diversity

Totebag Vulva Diversity

Totebag Vulva Diversity

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Handle With Care

Totebag Handle With Care

Totebag Handle With Care

€12,00 EUR
Mediocre Totebag Man

Mediocre Totebag Man

Mediocre Totebag Man

€12,00 EUR
Totebag Asymmetrical & Iconic

Totebag Asymmetrical & Iconic

Totebag Asymmetrical & Iconic

€12,00 EUR

Frequently Asked Questions

What is HalfSerious?

It's a brand for tired people. Tired of pretending, of empty phrases and gifts without personality.
We create products with humor, sarcasm, and some uncomfortable truth. We don't promise to change the world. We promise to say what everyone thinks.

Are the products intentionally provocative?

Yes. Very much so. If you feel uncomfortable, it's possible the message isn't for you. And that's perfectly fine.

Have there been any offended individuals?

Sure. They're usually the same ones who say, "Nowadays, you can't say anything anymore." We move on.

Who makes HalfSerious?

It's not a team. It's not a startup. It's not an inspiring story with an open-plan office.
She is a real person, tired, with a critical sense and a taste for clean design and good jokes.

Are the products really of good quality, or is this just irony?

They are truly high quality. The humor is sarcastic, but the production isn't. We work with cotton, ceramic, and materials that can withstand real use and washing. The joke may be biting. The product isn't.
Products made from 100% cotton and ceramics.
OEKO-TEX® certified production (free from harmful substances)

Are the products made to order?

Yes, many of them. Because we prefer to produce intentionally and not accumulate useless stock. This means slightly longer lead times, but less waste and more purpose.

Do you accept returns?

Yes, as long as the product is like new. If the reason is "I didn't find it funny after all," perhaps the problem isn't the product itself.

Can I give it as a gift?

Yes. In fact, it's highly recommended. The orders arrive ready to give as gifts, because we know you don't have the time or patience for gift wrapping.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship to Europe. Sarcasm knows no borders.

Do you work with artists?

Yes. We are always open to collaborations with artists, illustrators, and creatives who understand the HalfSerious spirit. If you have something to say and aren't afraid to say it, talk to us.

Is this therapy?

No. But it helps. And it's cheaper than your psychologist.

Do you work with artists?

Yes. We are always open to collaborations with artists, illustrators, and creatives who understand the HalfSerious spirit. If you have something to say and aren't afraid to say it, talk to us.
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